( And some of them will undoubtedly rhyme with Duck. (NOTE: If you have an opinion that differs from mine and you post it in the comments, that's cool. But I'm only saying this ONE TIME: DON'T BE A DICK. If I see ANYONE being a dick to ANYBODY in the comments section, you will feel my wrath. I try to keep dickery off this LJ. Spirited debate and discussion is good; dickery is bad. That is all.) )

This week, my little sister Wendy is at this camp called Pennsylvania Free Enterprise Week, which teaches kids about business.  I went to a shorter version of it in high school called Fayette Business Adventure, and I had a blast.  I naturally assumed that Wendy, who is three shades of awesome and way smarter with business matters than I was at 16 ( Read more... )

( I just need to get this off my chest. )

( Rage related to packing stuff up to move home from college under the cut. )

I just got back in from a walk to the Deli Mart, and some fucktard honked at me while I was walking on the side of the road coming into the apartment complex. Was walking on the side of the road, under the trees, and the bitch/sonofabitch honked at me and flipped me the finger! Now, I may have been half-asleep on that walk back, but I DAMN sure ( Read more... )

So, I get a phone call from my mom early this morning.  She's calling from work to tell me about the plans for me coming home changing.  She tells me that when she called Grandpa to arrange for my oldest sister to meet him, he said he wasn't doing night driving anymore and that they were going to get me Saturday morning.  OK, all well and good, I ( Read more... )

Tom Brady, whatever respect I had for you as a human being is now GONE.  Sometime, at any point in your childhood, did your mother ever teach you that it's wrong to talk about people behind their backs?  Talking shit about Anthony Smith-AFTER YOU WERE THE ONE THAT STARTED SHIT WITH HIM-with Randy Moss the way you did earlier tonight was bad enough ( Read more... )

OK, kids, math time!

Cookie Dough

+

Soda

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Like-minded friends

+

David Tennant singing on Blackpool

=

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

That is all.  :-D